The campaign team agrees, inequality is a problem that needs to be addressed. However, braking the law by camping on city grounds and annoying, even harassing bystanders is certainly not the right way to fight it. Claiming that the majority is with you while living from this majority’s tax money is just offensive. You can [...]
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Do You Recognize Conan’s Hair?
Yesterday we asked our Facebook Followers if they are able to recognize Conan’s hair if given three alternatives to choose from. These were the three close-up pictures we showed: The responses were mixed but there was an overall agreement that the left picture looks like dog hair. Most of the respondents believed that the right [...]
The most interesting man in the world
For a long time we could hide the facts. We used our best makeup artists to age his face and grey his hair. We used state-of-the-art sound equipment to adjust the tone of his voice. People were wondering “Who is this man? what is his name?” You only knew him as The most interesting man [...]
Can Mark Wahlberg help?
After having Mark Wahlberg on the show this week, the question about having Wahlberg on the campaign team was raised by several current team members. “It is Christmas – we have to give everyone a chance to contribute” one helper said. Wahlberg may indeed be qualified due to his experience in politically themed movies. In [...]
Conan’s Healthcare Reform
Yesterday Conan O’Brien announced his plans for a better healthcare reform, which he will introduce as soon as he becomes president. The reform relies on the switch of two major government issues and their funding. “Fellow Americans, I have the plan that will help our country to become healthier and to save taxpayer money along [...]
