The campaign team agrees, inequality is a problem that needs to be addressed. However, braking the law by camping on city grounds and annoying, even harassing bystanders is certainly not the right way to fight it. Claiming that the majority is with you while living from this majority’s tax money is just offensive. You can [...]
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The most interesting candidate
Large shampoo brands would give up everything for the secret formula of his shiny hair. Even without a beard, he still is the highest decorated member of the International Beard Society. Scientists believe that his string dance may be the cure for 41 terminal illnesses. His humor has equal striking force than the combined gun power [...]
Simply Red
Red is the color of love. With this in mind, should we make peace with Sarah Palin after all? Just as the green party is (surprise, surprise) all about being green, we could get together to be ‘Simply Red’. To avoid name right problems, we may have to get Mick Hucknall on board but this may [...]
How to trump Trump
Donald Trump announced today when he plans to announce if he will run for President in 2012. Well, announcing an announcement sounds already very political, here he may have an advantage over Conan. Meanwhile Conan O’Brien continued the evaluation for which party he should run. Obviously he cannot run for the Green Party with a flaming red head but [...]

