Campaign
Do You Recognize Conan’s Hair?
Yesterday we asked our Facebook Followers if they are able to recognize Conan’s hair if given three alternatives to choose from. These were the three close-up pictures we showed: The responses were mixed but there was an overall agreement that the left picture looks like dog hair. Most of the respondents believed that the right [...]
The most interesting candidate
Large shampoo brands would give up everything for the secret formula of his shiny hair. Even without a beard, he still is the highest decorated member of the International Beard Society. Scientists believe that his string dance may be the cure for 41 terminal illnesses. His humor has equal striking force than the combined gun power [...]
Simply Red
Red is the color of love. With this in mind, should we make peace with Sarah Palin after all? Just as the green party is (surprise, surprise) all about being green, we could get together to be ‘Simply Red’. To avoid name right problems, we may have to get Mick Hucknall on board but this may [...]
How to trump Trump
Donald Trump announced today when he plans to announce if he will run for President in 2012. Well, announcing an announcement sounds already very political, here he may have an advantage over Conan. Meanwhile Conan O’Brien continued the evaluation for which party he should run. Obviously he cannot run for the Green Party with a flaming red head but [...]
Can Mark Wahlberg help?
After having Mark Wahlberg on the show this week, the question about having Wahlberg on the campaign team was raised by several current team members. “It is Christmas – we have to give everyone a chance to contribute” one helper said. Wahlberg may indeed be qualified due to his experience in politically themed movies. In [...]
Chuck Norris gets involved
Conan O’Brien recently received a surprising endorsement from Chuck Norris. This endorsement, however, did not come without some conditions. “Chuck Norris wants to be considered in the O’Brien administration”, his manager said, “Conan leverages the fact that other former entertainers are successful in politics, so why not Chuck?” Conan O’Brien welcomed Norris’ engagement and evaluated [...]
Who would have a slight chance?
New updates from our survey are in! We tried to find out who would have a chance against Conan, if the elections were today. Other candidates seem to score very poorly overall against Coco but here are the current results: Voters see the biggest chance to cause Conan some sweat coming from Barack Obama. Second [...]
