Conan O’Brien had so far an amazing career in the Entertainment Industry. He was a very successful writer, he got his own show on national television, he was the successor and the predecessor of Jay Leno on the Tonight Show. There is only one logical next step: the presidency of the United States.
Think about it, we’ve already seen it all. Some were white-haired, some blue-eyed, and some even hormone-driven but now the time has come for a pale-faced president.
He can restore the respect just by standing next to most dictators of this world. With a confirmed height of three times the height of North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Il for instance he would make it clear who can spit on the other’s head.
Conan O’Brien proved time and again that he is not afraid to demand cooperation even from presidents – in the end they always sat down and answered his questions.
Top Reasons why Conan O’Brien would be a great President.
- Conan is as pale as Washington and Lincoln on old photos, back in the founding days when America was still colored in sepia tones.
- Like Obama, who has relatives in Africa, Conan feels for other parts of the world because of his Irish roots and because his relative Conando lives in South America.
- There is a stong sense for politics in Conan’s family. His twin-sister Tarja “Halonen” O’Brien sucessfully leads a country somewhere in the north where it is very cold.
- With Conan O’Brien as President the unimaginable powerfull Pale Force, which reports to him only, would be integrated in the Unites States Military, which would increase Homeland Security drastically.
- Only Conan has the ability to look into the future – all the way to the year 3000.
