Reasons for Conan
Ten Reasons why Conan O’Brien would be a great President.
- Conan is as pale as Washington and Lincoln on old photos, back in the founding days when America was still colored in sepia tones.
- Like Obama, who has relatives in Africa, Conan feels for other parts of the world because of his Irish roots and because his relative Conando lives in South America.
There is a stong sense for politics in Conan’s family. His twin-sister Tarja “Halonen” O’Brien sucessfully leads a country somewhere in the north where it is very cold.- With Conan O’Brien as President the unimaginable powerfull Pale Force, which reports to him only, would be integrated in the Unites States Military, which would increase Homeland Security drastically.
- Only Conan has the ability to look into the future – all the way to the year 3000.
